My alias names

Still sitting at home, jobless. Don't worry, I have had a few interviews and I am waiting for a result of a job I had two interviews for (fingers crossed!). So I find myself bored and looking for anything that will satisfy my free time that doesn't involve cleaning. So, here is something I had spent about 4 minutes doing:

MY ALIAS NAMES:

My rockstar name (first pet and current car): Doc Aveo

My gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor & cookie): Peppermint chunky chips ahoy

My 'Fly Girl' name (first name initial and first 3 letters of last name): A-Dob

My detective name (favorite color & animal): Red Moose

My Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name & 2 letters of first): DobAm

My superhero name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): The Purple Margarita

My Nascar name (first names of both my grandfathers): Barry Jerry

My stripper name (favorite perfume and candy): Paris chocolate

My witness protection name (mother & fathers middle names): Diane Jay

And now for my news article linking all the names:

Retired Nascar racer, Barry Jerry, is in some hot water after a stripper, who has only been identified by her performing name, 'Paris Chocolate', was found strangled in Jerry's New York condominium. According to a witness who is going by the alias 'Diane Jay', the suspect met the victim at a promotional party for this summer's superhero blockbuster "The Purple Margarita". Rockstar Doc Aveo, who was performing at the event, supposedly introduced the two over cocktails. Aveo's backup dancer and girlfriend, fly girl, A-Dob, has been a close aquaintance of 'Paris Chocolate' since they met as extras on the set of 2007's "Star Wars V: The return on DobAm". Detective Red Moose, who has been following this case, claims Jerry may not be the only suspect. An arrest warrant has been released for Gangster rapper Peppermint Chunky Chocolate Chips Ahoy who was seen leaving the condo early yesterday morning, before Miss Chocolate was later found by Jerry's housekeeper. Barry Jerry is in custody but has insisted he is not guilty.

Okay, back to real life. :)